The CEO had strep throat all week. Ouch. I barely made it in to work as I played Mr. Mom most of the week. From Tue. through Thur. she mostly spoke to me by writing things down on paper. I've collected some of the best of the notes and thought you all may enjoy them:
-You can't miss every day of work in your life.
-I cannot talk. My vocal cords are injured. Must sing by Friday. Why do you keep asking me questions in my face.
-The Capital Grille on Beacon Hill had a turkey and swiss that was to die for...$4.95 So Fresh.
-Plenty of people parent drunk.
-I can eat the carrots and potatoes! Very Soft!
-She doesn't eat cooked carrots. Wasted.
-You either read lips or not.
3 comments:
Those are really fantastic!Perhaps you should consider going to an all-written mode of communication in your house(although you'd have to get a whiteboard to keep the environmentalists off your back for using too much paper).
I would love to know the conversation that warranted the comment "plenty of people parent drunk".
This is pure comedy, so thanks for sharing.
Save these, they will come in handy later.
jb
I just came across one of my faves...
"May I have the spit cup?"
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